|The anatomy of Crane's Pain caused by UFO sightings|
This type of whiplash is more commonly called Crane's Pain, for the Bridgeport doctor who first diagnosed it, Dr. Elzer Crane. "What we have here with Ms. Saliva is Crane's Pain at its worst." Crane told OFF THE WALL news. "With all the UFO sightings, it's only going to get worse."
Saliva is the sixth person with Crane's Pain to check into the clinic in the last three days. Officials are recommending people to look downward at a hand held mirror to look for UFOs above them and not to crane their heads skyward.
If you find yourself suffering from Crane's Pain, contact the Bridgeport Head and Neck Clinic and ask for Dr. Crane.