Friday, December 9, 2016

TRUMP APPOINTS JOHN GLENN SECRETARY OF SPACE

IN AN ACT THAT AWED SOME IN HIS TRANSITION TEAM, OTHERS WERE CONFUSED BY HIS CHOICE OF A DEAD MAN...

WASHINGTON D.C.

John Glenn, a true national hero.
In his ongoing quest to stay one step ahead of the media, President Elect Trump tapped retired Marine Corps pilot and former NASA astronaut, John Glenn as his Secretary of Space.  Immediately after the announcement was made, everyone in the press room waited for a punch line and when none came, the room irrupted into uncontrolled pandemonium.  Former campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, finally grabbed the microphone and brought order to chaos.
"I think what Mr. Trump is doing, is thinking outside the box," she said with a measured smile. " You might say, thinking outside the world!  Mr. Trump knows that Mr. Glenn is dead and just wants to help people remember him by giving him a place on the Trump team."
Glenn, who died yesterday at the age of 95, was declared a true national hero for the commitment and service he gave to the country.  Trump, not wanting to be up staged quickly called a news conference behind closed doors at Trump Tower.
Since there is currently not a Secretary of Space position in the President's Cabinet, Trump will be directing his lawyers to draw up a job description to submit to congress.
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