NEW YORK, NY.
|Trump giving Glenn "one finger salute.|
Trump staffers quickly informed him that Glenn had died last week and could not respond.
Sources in the room with Trump said his mouth dropped open at the news of Glenn's death and shouted, "Get that other guy on the phone, Armstrong! Norm Armstrong! Call him now!"
Trumps former campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway heard the ruckus and came running. "Mr. Trump, you're thinking of Neil Armstrong and he died in 2012. Why not just get some sleep and we can discuss this in the morning."
Trump's face became all orange before he could speak again. "Tomorrow we'll call Vladimir and use one of his space heros." He then clenched his fist and stomped off to bed, much to the relief of Conway and the other staffers. The cabinet post of Secretary of Space was deemed unnecessary the following morning and dropped from the official announcement calendar.
Off the Wall News's sources in the room can not be identified at this time due to obvious reasons, but want their families to know they are thinking of them.