TRUMP TOWER, NEW YORK
|Kellyanne holds the hat for Trump as supporters look on.|
Kellyanne had Trump give her a list of fellow billionaires that at one time or another had patted him on the back. Then with the help of Speaker of the House Paul Ryan and Trump's secretary, Gladys Gulp, Kellyanne put the names in Trump's top hat. As his daughter Ivanka posed for the camera, Trump began pulling names out of the hat and made quick work out of filling his cabinet positions. "This is big!" he smirked. "This is how you get things done and I'm not even in the oval office yet!"
Trump, feeling mischievous, then went and relieved himself out of one of the windows on the fifty-eighth floor. "It's raining!" he shouted out the window before being pulled back by secret service.
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