Friday, January 27, 2017

MEXICO THROWS WRENCH IN TRUMP'S PLAN FOR PAYING FOR THE WALL

IN A SHOW OF DEFIANCE OVER MEXICO'S REFUSAL TO PAY FOR THE WALL, TRUMP DEMANDS VICE PRESIDENT PENCE CANCEL HIS FAMILY'S UPCOMING CANCUN VACATION AND OUTLAW THE SERVING OF TACOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

It's been a long first week for "rookie" President Donald J.Trump.  Beginning with the size of the crowd at his inaugural, it seems to have gone down hill from there.  By the time Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto told him Mexico wouldn't pay for the border wall and canceled their scheduled meeting , Trump's eyes were twitching, causing blood vessels to burst. 
Early this morning, in retaliation he instructed Vice President Pence to cancel his upcoming Cancun vacation, slated for March.  He then directed Pence to go to the kitchen and tell the chef, tacos were forbidden in the White House until further notice.
Trump was upset with Mexico's  message
Insiders told OFF THE WALL NEWS Trump then called his closest adviser Kellyanne Conway and demanded she write down his new list of other countries that could be made to pay for the wall.  The list was said to include Canada, Iran, Norway, England, and Australia.  
"We're going to have a wall!" he shouted to her, "And it's going to be the biggest wall you've ever seen!  It's going to be a great wall, it will make China's great wall look puny in comparison!"

OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to monitor the first 100 days of Trump's presidency.
 


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