Thursday, January 26, 2017

PRESIDENT TRUMP REDECORATES OVAL OFFICE, SAYS MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT

USING NEGOTIATING SKILLS FROM HIS BOOK, THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF CLAIMS HE "GOT HIS WAY" WITH THE MEXICANS AS HE POSES IN FRONT OF NEW OVAL OFFICE WALL.....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

President Trump at work in the newly decorated Oval Office
Telling staffers he was bored of looking out the huge bay windows, he signed an executive order to "dress up" the walls in the oval office.  He clapped his hands twice and White House workers jumped into action.  His Senior Advisor Kellyanne Conway helped him pick out the wallpaper, while Vice President Pence helped with choosing the wallpaper paste.

"President Trump was able to negotiate a good deal and the Mexicans will end up paying for most of the wallpaper!"  a smiling Kellyanne Conway told OFF THE WALL. "He wanted something to make it easy to pick him out of a crowd and he simply adores what we found."

Mexican President Enrique Pina Nieto, when learning of this latest declaration could only laugh and in a message to OFF THE WALL NEWS said, "Trump wanted money to re-paper his personal bathroom, we said no and that was that."

OFF THE WALL NEWS will get to the bottom of this and find out just who is being more truthful.


 


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