Friday, January 13, 2017

STICKMAN TO UNDERGO SURGERY TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY AND FULFILL A DREAM

THE SAME STICKMAN WHO WAS LOST AND MIRACULOUSLY FOUND IN A GIANT LOG JAM IN 2015, HAS ANNOUNCED HE WILL SOON BECOME A MATCHSTICK......

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

Stickman, whose familiar image is known world wide, who became lost in one of the worst log jams on the upper Mississippi River, (See the OFF THE WALL news stories of Oct. 6,7, 2015) is in the news once again.  He has decided to fulfill one of his biggest dreams and become a matchstick.
Stickman, as he looks today.
On Thursday evening the Ruby Match Company and Stickman held a joint press conference on the steps of the OFF THE WALL news office, to announce the upcoming operation.
Stickman after the operation
Ruby Match Company CEO, Nick Woods stood beside a expressionless Stickman and thanked him for choosing Ruby Match over all the other match companies.  "The match companies of the world have received little attention over the last 40 years due to the inexpensive pocket butane lighters." he said into a microphone. "But today, thanks to the dreams of world famous Stickman, that is about to change.  His dream of becoming a small beacon of light will light up the world!"
Stickman will say goodbye to family and friends this weekend before checking into the Ruby Match Company factory on Monday.  Critics, who have long called Stickman a hot head are speechless this morning, knowing once he becomes a match stick, their criticism of him will have come true. OFF THE WALL news will cover the story as it unfolds.


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