Thursday, January 5, 2017

TRUMP MISTAKENLY APPOINTS JACK BAUER AS HEAD OF WHITE HOUSE SECURITY

IN A LAST MINUTE SURPRISE MOVE PRESIDENT ELECT TRUMP NAMES SPECIAL AGENT JACK BAUER WHITE HOUSE SECURITY CHIEF BEFORE CHANGING HIS MIND....

WASHINGTON D.C.

Before Kellyanne Conway could stop him, Trump sent out a tweet naming Jack Bauer as his security chief.  "Jack's been protecting Presidents for a long time, he's the best!"
Conway arrived at Trump Tower thirty minutes later and took Trump into a private office.
Jack Bauer of  "24"
A few minutes later the two emerged from the office arm in arm.  Conway was smiling and Trump wore a sheepish grin as they approached reporters near an elevator.  Trump was the first to speak.
"Kellyanne tells me that you media people, who take up space here in my building, fell for my little joke earlier. Just as I told Melania and Don Jr., you media people believe anything and everything I say.  If you had done some fact checking, you'd know that Jack Bauer is a fictional character played by a good friend of mine, Donald Sutherland."
Dennis Rodman  A"fun guy."
Conway quickly corrected him, "Mr. Trump means Kiefer Sutherland."
"Yes, that's the one," Trump said smiling and then continued. "The person I'm really bringing on board as my security chief is Dennis Rodman.  He's my kind of a fun guy and has promised to introduce me to Kim Jung Un." 
Conway's face turned white and she pulled Trump into the elevator before he could take any questions from the media.  OFF THE WALL news will get the facts and report them to all.

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