Wednesday, January 18, 2017

TRUMP TO PERFORM AT HIS OWN INAUGURAL CELEBRATION

WITH MORE AND MORE A-LIST ENTERTAINERS BUSY ELSEWHERE AND UNABLE TO PERFORM AT THE INAUGURAL CELEBRATION, TRUMP HAS BOOKED HIMSELF AND FRIENDS TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES........

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Putin, Palin, Trump, and Ryan will perform at the ball
With his Presidential inauguration only days away, President Elect Trump's inauguration entertainment committee has been unable to book any A-list stars to perform. The biggest stars and most popular groups have declined the invitation to perform, saying they fear retaliation from their fans. Upon hearing this news, Trump immediately booked himself and friends to perform, and then had a contract written up and made them sign it.
First Miss Universe file photo.
Sources embedded in Trump Tower report Trump has enlisted the help of Vladimir Putin, Sarah Palin, and Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan to help him lighten the mood and act as clowns.
"It's going to be great!" he exclaimed. "It's going to be the greatest show on earth, I mean that!  When Ringling Bros. heard about my plan, they announced closing down after one hundred and forty six years. They can't compete with me, no one can."
Joining Trump and his clowns will be two other acts that signed early this morning,  Groucho and his trained monkeys Burp and Fart and the very first Miss Universe, Mini Monroe, who was disqualified for eating too many sugar filled muffins.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will review the show and post our thoughts later in the month.  There are still tickets left for anyone looking for something to do this weekend.


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