|Putin, Palin, Trump, and Ryan will perform at the ball|
|First Miss Universe file photo.|
"It's going to be great!" he exclaimed. "It's going to be the greatest show on earth, I mean that! When Ringling Bros. heard about my plan, they announced closing down after one hundred and forty six years. They can't compete with me, no one can."
Joining Trump and his clowns will be two other acts that signed early this morning, Groucho and his trained monkeys Burp and Fart and the very first Miss Universe, Mini Monroe, who was disqualified for eating too many sugar filled muffins.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will review the show and post our thoughts later in the month. There are still tickets left for anyone looking for something to do this weekend.