Sunday, January 15, 2017

TWO OFF SHORE COMPANIES PLAN TO RELOCATE TO BRIDGEPORT

CLOSET SECRETS AND NO STRINGS ATTACHED, OWNED AND OPERATED BY FORMER BRIDGEPORT MAYOR, IS MOVING BOTH HOME OFFICES TO BRIDGEPORT......

BRIDGEPORT, MN


"Sheba", before & inflated.
Former long time Mayor of Bridgeport, Ben Dover, announced yesterday he is heeding President Elect Trump's request and moving his companies back to the United States from Copenhagen. Both companies, Closet Secrets, the maker of "Sheba" the premium inflatable doll and No Strings Attached, maker of fine air guitars, will be open by March 1, 2017 if all goes well.
Unnamed sources told OFF THE WALL news that Dover and President Elect Trump
 Best selling air guitar, "Stratocruiser 7"
have had business dealings in the past, with Trump making rather "Yuge" purchases from Dover's company.  When questioned, Dover would not say which company the purchases were made from, but our same sources revealed that the President Elect was not all that musically inclined.

In a separate news conference, Dover told Bridgeport city fathers, his companies would employ over five or six people, before giving each of them a new "Stratocrusier 7" air guitar .  OFF THE WALL news plans to monitor the business openings.



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