Sunday, February 26, 2017

BANNON IS CAUGHT IN A WEEKEND FOOD ORGY

PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER STEVE BANNON, IS BLAMING WHITE HOUSE KITCHEN STAFF FOR LEAKING NEWS AND PHOTOS OF HIS WEEKEND FOOD ORGY, SAYS HEADS WILL ROLL......

WASHINGTON, D.C.


Steve Bannon was photographed in bed with some of his favorites
In what some are calling a pornographic and obscene food orgy at the White House, others are saying it just didn't happen.  Trump, upon seeing the pictures, called them fake. "Not even Steve, could eat that much pizza." he told OFF THE WALL NEWS.  "These pictures are real, but everything you see in them is fake."

Meanwhile a White House steward, gave unnamed sources a tape recorded version of the said orgy.  On the tape were sounds of a man howling, grunting, giggling, belching, along with a bed squeaking, heaving breathing, and paper bags being ripped open, followed by more moaning.
Bannon ordered the White House locked down after he said he heard snickering outside his private room.  When later pressed by Press Secretary Sean Spicer, about the huge number of empty food containers and boxes scattered about his room and hallway , Bannon blamed the kitchen janitors and said heads would roll come Monday. There were also reports of pizza sauce stains on his bed sheets.  OFF THE WALL NEWS will continue to follow this story.


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