Friday, February 3, 2017

PRESIDENT BRAKES ARM DURING AN ANTI-SCHWARZENEGGER RALLY

TRUMP, FEELING COCKY AFTER BERATING SCHWARZENEGGER'S T.V. RATINGS ON  APPRENTICE, TRIED PATTING HIMSELF ON THE BACK AND BROKE HIS ARM....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

For those in the room, it made a horrible sound.  Some winced, while others rushed up to President Trump to comfort him. Fighting back tears, he let a visiting Boy Scout put his right arm in a sling until the medical staff could reset the bone.
"A good pat on the back is worth it."
"I don't know why I'm the one that always has to pat my back." he whimpered. "There should be a line waiting."
Trump was in a small meeting room, not far from the Oval Office telling advisers and members of an anti-Austrian group, visiting the White House that NBC should have never hired Arnold Schwarzenegger to replace him on the Celebrity Apprentice.
"I'm irreplaceable," he told the group. "And the way he talks ain't good, is it?  I don't think so.  I mean he say's, 'your terminated!', what the hell does that mean?! You have to speak English."
He received a round of applause, which fed his ego. He quickly stood up on a chair and proclaimed, "No one gets better ratings than me!"  He then tried  reaching around to give himself a pat on the back, snapping a bone in his arm. 
"This is Schwarzenegger's fault, believe me." he said on the way out. "He'll pay for the doctor's fees."
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