Thursday, February 16, 2017

PRIVATE OFFICE CAM RECORDS MAN'S HEAD EXPLODE AS HE READS POLITITICAL HEADLINES

IN WHAT IS BEING CALLED A FREAK OFFICE ACCIDENT A FIFTY FOUR YEAR OLD OFFICE WORKER WAS KILLED WHEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED WHILE READING THE HEADLINES FROM TODAY'S WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE.....
Man's name has been withheld.

BRIDGEPORT, MN.

An office worker, whose name is being withheld until a positive I.D. can be made, died instantly while reading political headlines at his desk today.  The death, captured on the company's office cam, was shocking but not totally unexpected.  The employee, who is being called Bang, until his identification can be cross referenced with his I.D. badge, had been showing signs of extreme frustration with the news coming out of Washington D.C. and was beginning to swear under his breath as co-workers sat near by.
One co-worker, Ella Vadder sat at the desk just in front of Bang's and heard him rustling the newspaper and saying F words a few seconds before she heard a loud bang and felt something warm splatter on her neck.  "It was awful!" she told OFF THE WALL NEWS. "Like most of us here in the office, he's been getting pretty riled up over the White House bunch, but I guess it got to be too much for (Bang), I never thought the poor guy would end up losing his head over it though."

OFF THE WALL NEWS would like to warn  readers faint of heart, or with weak stomachs  to not look at the picture captured on the office cam and shown with this story. More news will be reported about this tragedy as it becomes available.

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