Thursday, February 9, 2017

RUMORS ABOUT TRUMP'S TRUE IDENTITY SURFACE AFTER SCHOOL PICTURE IS REVEALED

TRUMP DENIES IT IS HIM IN THE PICTURE, CLAIMING HE IS BETTER LOOKING, YET REFUSES TO TAKE A DNA TEST......


WASHINGTON, D.C.

Less than three weeks into his new presidency rumors are flying around Washington that the man who now holds the title of POTUS may be in the middle of the biggest prank ever.
Donald J. Trump
 The photo in question arrived early this morning at the news offices of OFF THE WALL NEWS, Washington D.C.'s most unbelievable news organizations and was quickly analyzed for authenticity.  Found to be an authentic photograph, the White House was notified before the photo was passed on to the news pool.
Trump responded in a tweet.  "The picture is fake. I can tell. Even a blind guy could tell, it's not me. No way. I'm better looking."
Steve Bannon?
The picture looked to have been cut out of a school yearbook and while the name under the picture says Donald J. Trump, T.V. scholars are saying it's a dead ringer for Eddie Haskell from 1950s television and sounds like the kind of prank Haskell would pull.
Trump has been asked to take a DNA test, but refuses, saying as President, he doesn't have to.
Washington insiders are wondering if Haskell didn't grow up and change his name to Donald J.Trump as a giant gag.  If so, who is the person calling himself Steve Bannon?  Could it be Lumpy Rutherford?  OFF THE WALL NEWS plans to investigate.





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