Tuesday, February 28, 2017

TRUMP HAS MELANIA ROUNDED UP AND DEPORTED

IN A MIX UP MUCH LIKE THE ONE AT SUNDAY'S ACADEMY AWARDS, TRUMP SIGNING ORDERS TO ROUND UP IMMIGRANTS, MISTAKENLY SIGNS AN ORDER TO DEPORT HIS WIFE MELANIA......

NEW YORK, NY.

Melania Trump being escorted to the deportation field.
In a hastily planned meeting in the Oval Office an hour before Trump was escorted to tonight's Address to Congress, Trump was mistakenly handed a deportation notice with his wife Melania's name on it. Not known to read what he signs, he signed the decree and left for the event.
Melania was seen at the address, but mysteriously disappeared during a powder-room visit. Deportation officers were seen escorting her out to an armored Homeland Security vehicle. 
OFF THE WALL NEWS was able to learn she was flown back to the Trump's New York penthouse apartment, where she picked up a few articles of clothing, before being taken to the deportation center.
Trump was told of the mix up with the deportation decree after his speech and true to his nature, would not admit that he had made a mistake.  "This sounds like a dirty trick perpetrated by a left over Obama staffer," he told a group of Senators who were following him around taking selfies as they walked together. "It's a down right dirty trick and we'll find out who slipped that card into the signing stack! I'll have Melania home in no time, you can count on that."  He appeared distraught until first daughter Ivanka promised to stay with him at the White House until officials could free Melania.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will keep abreast of this story and report any updates.

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