Sunday, February 19, 2017

TRUMP PLANNING TO DISCOURAGE IMMIGRANTS FROM COMING TO OUR SHORES

NEW LEAKS COMING OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE REVEAL PLANS TO REMOVE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY  AND REPLACE IT WITH A 300 FOOT TALL STATUE OF TRUMP ....

WASHINGTON D.C.
 "You are not welcome here."
Thanks to a few brave "leakers" in the White House, OFF THE WALL NEWS was able to learn of a secret plot to remove the Statue of Liberty from Ellis Island and replace it with a giant likeness of Donald Trump, standing on a base with a plaque reading, "You Are Not Welcome Here!"

Those in the know said the statue is being cast in concrete and will have a very thin skin of bronze covering it.  Trump has been carefully overseeing the project and was especially concerned about the size of the leaf in the genital area.  A leaf twice the original size was finally sculpted  into place with the approval of First Daughter Ivanka. "Daddy's bigger than life and he should have a big leaf!" she quipped, with a playful smile.

Trump is very pleased with the statue and keeping true to his television rating roots, began tweeting teaser promotions about the new statue.  In one he said, "It's coming and it's gonna be big!"  A few minutes later he tweeted, "It makes Miss Liberty look weak, really weak."  And then, "It's gonna have big hands, really big hands, and you know what that means."

Democrats on the Hill hope to get enough help from across the isle, to prevent the statue from replacing the Statue of Liberty.  OFF THE WALL NEWS will be there for the final vote.


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