Sunday, March 12, 2017

TRUMP LEARNS OF HUGE METEOR ON COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH, VOWS TO BUILD THE HIGHEST WALL EVER

HE SAYS THE SCIENTIST ARE KNOWN FOR CLIMATE CHANGE HOAXES, BUT TO BE SAFE  HE WILL BUILD A SUPER WALL TO PROTECT AMERICA AND THE WORLD FROM THE DEADLY METEOR....

WASHINGTON D.C.

We're gonna be safe, I can tell you that.
In a welcome diversion from his wild  tweets a week ago about Obama wire tapping his phones, Trump learned this morning of a giant meteor headed for Earth, slated for an August 4th impact. 
NASA scientists alerted the White House last night and told staffers of their discovery.  Staffers in turn contacted Trump via twitter at his Florida Mar-a-Lago estate.  
He asked about the size of the space rock and was told it is the size of New Zealand. He quickly had Sean Spicer, who is traveling with him this weekend as an apprentice, to google New Zealand and then tweeted, "That meteor is Yuge!"  before calling  Fox News.

Photo from space of impending doom
"This puts a lot of pressure on the President of the United States and it's a good thing I won in a landslide." he told Fox News anchor Martha MacCallum. "I don't think Hillary could  take the pressure I'm under all the time. By the way, did you see the ten million people at my inauguration? The pictures lied.  Let me tell you, this meteor thing might be a hoax but we don't have to worry about it because I'm going to build another wall and it's going to be like no other. It's gonna be a Super wall!  I'm instructing my builders to build this wall 1000 miles long and 300045 feet high!  It's gonna create thousands of jobs, did I tell you that, and we're gonna be safe."
He was asked about the cost and he quickly replied, "Paul Ryan has assured me he is adjusting Social Security and Medicare so we'll have plenty of money for projects like this wall. Paul Ryan is like a brother to me, him and Mitch both and because I'll be saving the world, I will charge all other countries  their fair share also, believe me. Tell China, tell Iran, tell them all."

OFF THE WALL NEWS will be monitoring this development until its completion.



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