|We're gonna be safe, I can tell you that.|
NASA scientists alerted the White House last night and told staffers of their discovery. Staffers in turn contacted Trump via twitter at his Florida Mar-a-Lago estate.
He asked about the size of the space rock and was told it is the size of New Zealand. He quickly had Sean Spicer, who is traveling with him this weekend as an apprentice, to google New Zealand and then tweeted, "That meteor is Yuge!" before calling Fox News.
|Photo from space of impending doom|
He was asked about the cost and he quickly replied, "Paul Ryan has assured me he is adjusting Social Security and Medicare so we'll have plenty of money for projects like this wall. Paul Ryan is like a brother to me, him and Mitch both and because I'll be saving the world, I will charge all other countries their fair share also, believe me. Tell China, tell Iran, tell them all."
OFF THE WALL NEWS will be monitoring this development until its completion.