NEW YORK, N.Y.
It has been said, when it rains it pours and such was the case this week for Fox New's Bill O'Reilly. He was fired on Wednesday for what is being called sexual harassment in the work place. O'Reilly dismissed it by making a statement to OFF THE WALL NEWS that said, "Can't a guy have fun anymore? I just wanted to make some of those fat and ugly things in the office, feel good. I'm sure not one of them had ever been out on a date before."
Ironically, the day after his departure from Fox, his latest book, PHONE FUN, (Things to do while talking to the woman of your dreams), was released. The original title was KILLING TIME ON THE PHONE, but was shortened so O'Reilly's face wouldn't be covered up with print.
The book is full of drawings and doodles of nude women, drawn by O'Reilly when he was in high school and is a tell-all about masturbating while talking with nun on the phone.
Some are saying the firing may all be a hoax to promote the book. Fox representatives denied that saying they had paid out millions in hush money and were losing even more in ad revenue.
O'Reilly's close friend and confidant, Donald Trump was appalled that O'Reilly was fired. "This is an outrage! He should have never been fired for complementing women like that. Sad, very sad. I do look forward to his book though, I hear it's a page turner." Trump then had a personal message for O'Reilly, "Good luck Bill, keep your chin up, I may have a job for you running the phones at the White House."
OFF THE WALL NEWS will keep close tabs on these developments.