Friday, April 7, 2017

TRUMP DIVINITY CLAIMS CAUSING ALARM IN VATICAN CITY

TRUMP CLAIMS THAT EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME HE WAKES UP WITH ACHING HANDS AND FOR A BRIEF TIME OLD STITCHES ARE VISIBLE, MAKING HIM BELIEVE HE IS THE DIVINE ONE.....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Fake or not?
Pope Francis received a tweet late Saturday night from President Trump at his Mar Largo retreat, with an attachment of a picture, Trump claimed to be his hands.
The Pontiff was quick to put down the tweet as fake news.
"The hands in this picture are those of a young or a very small man.  Our Savor was neither." he told a roomful of faithful underlings.
He sent an envoy to New York to dispel Trump's claims.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will accompany the envoy and report the findings.  Early suspicions are that the hands in the picture are really Kellyanne Conway's, holding tiny beads.

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