Tuesday, April 18, 2017

TRUMP UNLEASHES SECOND M.O.A.B. AS SHOW OF FORCE FOR KIM JUNG UN

HOPING TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF KIM JUNG UN, TRUMP SENT PENCE TO SOUTH KOREA DRESSED AS A  M.O.A.B. (MOTHER OF ALL BEASTS).....

WASHINGTON D.C.

Mrs. Pence gave permission for Pence to travel alone as long as he dined alone.
The accompanying picture of Vice President Mike Pence arrived in South Korea one day before he did, creating an atmosphere of confusion and giddiness among Taekwondo fans in Seoul.   The picture, nicknamed "The Force" was intended to appease the South Koreans while striking fear into the ruling dynasty of Kim Jung Un in the North. 
Trump and  Pence spent last weekend at Mar-a-Lago where Trump had Pence fitted into a Martial Arts costume and had him pose in various stances that would promote fear in the North Koreans.
 In a private interview, as Trump watched female joggers in the park near the White House he said, "I'm sending in 'The Force',  Mike is going in as the Mother of all Beasts and will kick some serious ass!"  He then pointed out the window, "Speaking of serious ass, will you look at that!!"  He quickly signaled for an aid to get him his binoculars and we were ushered out of the room.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will accompany Pence to South Korea and report any results he may achieve as the M.O.A.B.  As a footnote, it was also leaked that he will be taking along copies of his wedding pictures to show to any women that may approach him.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Please provide feedback.

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.