|Trump was feeling royal showing Pence around the golf course|
Pence, dressed smartly in a business suit, looked somewhat out of place next to Trump, who came driving up on a gold plated golf cart dressed in the Arabian traditional dress called a thawb. Trump told Pence it was OK to loosen his tie, but he was unable to, explaining that the tie was a clip-on. The two men rode off, with the secret service in tow.
After touring the golf course, Trump held an impromptu press conference, Arabian style. All questions were questions of his own choosing. The first question was how he liked Saudi Arabia?
"I couldn't like it more and I think my vice president will agree, by the way, did you know Vice President Pence was here? Take a bow Mike."
Pence stood up blushing and gave a quick nod. Trump continued, "As I was saying, I like it here, we both like it here and I want to thank King Salman for the warm welcome! Mike and I were just discussing moving the White House over here. A lot of people have told me, they like my ideas, so this is a good one." A reporter shouted out and asked how he liked wearing a thawb, to which he smiled and replied, "Good guys wear white, right? I mean, who couldn't score with the ladies wearing these kimonos , right Mike?" Pence appeared to melt as his face turned bright red. Trump laughed, "I'm just joking. I am a pretty good joker you know. Mike's wife is very fussy about who Mike eats with, no women allowed! If you're listening Karen, I'm just joking. I'm a joker. I'll see that Mike eats alone, in fact we're headed for Israel next and he's entered in a baby back ribs eating contest! Should be fun." OFF THE WALL NEWS will be along for the ride.