Monday, May 29, 2017

TRUMP NOT HAPPY WITH POPE, SAYS POPE WAS VERY UNFAIR TO HIM

TRUMP RETURNED HOME FROM HIS FIRST VISIT ABROAD A VERY UNHAPPY MAN, SAYING POPE FRANCES HAD DENIED HIM HIS REQUEST TO MAKE HIM A SAINT.......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

The Pope explaining to Trump why he can't be a saint.
Sources on the plane home said Trump pouted and whined about his time at the Vatican and how the Pope had affected his mood at the G7 conference.
The source, who is close to the President told OFF THE WALL NEWS, the President had been looking forward to his meeting with Pope Frances because he wanted to ask for forgiveness for his grabbing women's private parts and bragging about it.  The source said after the two were introduced, Trump asked for forgiveness and promised the Pope he would never brag again.  At first the Pope's eyes fluttered and then when Trump asked to be made a Saint, his mouth dropped open.
Pope Frances took Trump aside and quietly told him the Heavenly Father  had other plans for him.  Trump's expression became very somber as he listened.  Trying to make Trump feel better Pope Frances gave the President a book he had written about climate change.  Trump feigned a smile and left the room clutching the Pope's book.
After leaving the Vatican on his way to the G7 summit, Trump vowed to drop out of the Paris Climate Change Accord.  "Frances knows what he can do with his book!" he could be heard shouting on Air Force One. "He is the most unfair Pope of all time!  He was so unfair to me!  I'd make the best Saint ever and everybody knows that! I don't even think he's really a Pope, he's fake!"
His anger and mood came through at the G7 summit, scolding the leaders of our allied countries about NATO payments and showing others who stands where when taking pictures.
The President planned to take Memorial Day off and locked himself in his room.
Who knows what this week will bring.  OFF THE WALL NEWS will be there digging for the truth.

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