Tuesday, May 23, 2017

TRUMP SAYS IT NEVER HAPPENED AFTER BONG PHOTO IS LEAKED

WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS ARE ON SCRAMBLE ONCE AGAIN TO COVER UP POT SMOKING ALLEGATIONS IN THE OVAL OFFICE, AFTER PHOTO OF A GLASSY EYED PRESIDENT EXHALING SMOKE FROM A BONG WAS POSTED ON THE STONER SITE, "FRIED"......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Reports say he wanted to hear some Black Sabbath

Things are heating up again even while the President is overseas.  On Monday a photo was leaked depicting President Trump exhaling a cloud of deep purple smoke from a glass bong.  The bong was said to have been a gift from Attorney General Jeff Sessions, even though the source close to this story, reported Speaker of the House Paul Ryan was the one that gave it to him.  The story as reported by our embedded reporter, developed as follows.
In what was to be a top secret meeting last week, Trump called  Kellyanne Conway, Sean Spicer, Jeff Sessions, Steve Bannon, and Paul Ryan into the oval office to discuss new anti-drug laws written by Attorney General Sessions. Sessions brought with him various pictures of drug paraphernalia to show the evilness available on the streets. As Trump studied the pictures in awe, Ryan winked at Kellyanne and opened a small box and presented it to Trump. Inside the box was a real bong, made of glass and fully loaded.  Kellyanne and Steve Bannon couldn't hold back huge smiles, while Jeff Sessions sat dumbfounded with his hands over his eyes. Trump asked how it worked and gave Sean Spicer a directive to show him how.  Spicer fumbled with a cigar lighter and with his second try, got the bong to fill with smoke before allowing it to disappear into his mouth.  Trump asked him what it was like, but Spicer could only sit and smile.  Before anyone could stop him, Trump took the bong and he himself fired it up.  The secret meeting was adjourned just after midnight when Vice President Pence was called to order some pizza.  Pence arrived a little later with the pizzas and began the cover up. 
When Trump was asked about the secret meeting in the morning, he denied one ever took place.

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