|"Why are they doing this to me?"|
Kellyanne Conway was the first aide to comfort him. "It's alright, Mr. President. They can't compare this to Watergate, Nixon is dead and besides you look great in curls."
Trump admitted he didn't know too much about Nixon or the Watergate scandal that brought him down. "I was told by some very intelligent people that Watergate was a huge gate that held water back and now I'm learning it was really about a cover up. I wish they would get their story straight."
Trump was ushered out of the oval office, in case there were still tape machines left over from Nixon's day. In the hallway he asked an OFF THE WALL NEWS reporter what Watergate had to do with Russia. "I think they are all confused! Watergate was made up news, I'll bet my presidency on it!" With that he was whisked away to a safe room. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.....