Wednesday, May 17, 2017

TRUMP THOUGHT WATERGATE WAS A GATE THAT HELD BACK WATER

AFTER THE APPOINTMENT OF A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO INVESTIGATE HIS COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA, TRUMP ASKED TO BE BRIEFED ON WATERGATE AND WHAT IT HAD TO DO WITH RUSSIA....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

"Why are they doing this to me?"
With all the breaking news today, Trump's aides at the White House spent most of the day on Google, gathering information on the Watergate scandal.  Trump was busy trying on hairpieces for his up coming official trip at the end of this week, when he was told that a special prosecutor  had been appointed to investigate him.  According to a source embedded in the White House, Trump's first question was, "How do I look in flaming red curls?"  He then frowned and stuck his bottom lip out as if pouting. "Why are they doing this to me?  It's just not fair!"
Kellyanne Conway was the first aide to comfort him.  "It's alright, Mr. President.  They can't compare this to Watergate, Nixon is dead and besides you look great in curls."
Trump admitted he didn't know too much about Nixon or the Watergate scandal that brought him down.  "I was told by some very intelligent people that Watergate was a huge gate that held water back and now I'm learning it was really about a cover up.  I wish they would get their story straight."
Trump was ushered out of the oval office, in case there were still tape machines left over from Nixon's day.  In the hallway he asked an OFF THE WALL NEWS reporter what Watergate had to do with Russia.  "I think they are all confused! Watergate was made up news, I'll bet my presidency on it!"  With that he was whisked away to a safe room.  Who knows what tomorrow will bring.....



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