Monday, May 15, 2017

TRUMP'S SECOND TV PILOT HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC

MEANT TO BE A SURPRISE, TRUMP'S REMAKING OF LOST IN SPACE HAS BEEN OUTED BY THE  RUSSIAN MAFIA........

WASHINGTON, D.C.

The cast of Trump's latest TV sitcom.
The President went into a fit of rage this morning when he learned his latest new TV sitcom project had been leaked by the Russian Mafia.  His co-star and co-producer, Vladimir Putin denied any blame of the leak and said he would have the guilty party thrown from a window.
The TV pilot, loosely based on the 1965 hit television show Lost in Space, has just finished shooting the first episode and brings together some of Trump's friends as well as his daughter, recreating the rolls made great by now retired or already deceased stars.
Trump, saying he looked too old to play Professor Robinson, is playing the roll of young Will Robinson. ("He was such a smart kid")  He offered the lead roll of Professor Robinson to his Russian counterpart, Vladimire Putin, who accepted wholeheartedly. Playing Dr. Maureen Robinson is Trump groupie Kellyanne Conway, who said she loved being young Will's mother. (Critics are saying she is almost sleazy) The prized part of Dr. Zachary Smith is being played by Mitch McConnell, who said the roll was a "hoot" because "I didn't have to act any different than I am". Rounding out the cast of lost space travelers is Ivanka Trump, Paul Ryan, and playing a strong female to show his strengths is Steve Bannon.  The voice of the robot is that of Mike Pence. (He said he loved being robotic.)
Trump told OFF THE WALL NEWS he had hoped to premier this show in the Fall, but now that it has been outed, he may move that date to late Spring.  Be sure to check your TV listings.


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