|"Covfefe, so manly, it reeks of bromance!"|
In a shocking follow-up to President Trump's late night tweet earlier in the week where Trump first used the word, Covfete, Putin today released a new cologne in Russia called Covfete, featuring he and Trump on the label, shirtless, and riding horseback.
What many scholars thought was a type-o, turns out to be the name of Putin's new mens colonge, Covfefe, which in Russian folklore loosely means, back channel.
There is much speculation to the context of "back channel" whereas the tag line on the label reads, "Covfefe, So Manly, It reeks of Bromance!"
Foreign sources tell OFF THE WALL NEWS the new cologne was not to be released until September, but with a sleep deprived Trump at the tweet keyboard, the announcement came earlier than planned. As Trump usually does, to divert attention away from his faux pas, quickly announced to the world, he was taking the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Change Accord.
"You have to be able to think on your feet." he boasted. As for his relationship with Putin, he said, "We're still tight and the cologne is magnificent. I wear it all the time. Even Ivanka likes the way I smell!"