Never one to miss an opportunity to make a dollar, President Trump is rolling out a new mouthwash, sons Donald Jr. and Eric introduced to rave reviews in Moscow six months ago. Trump Mouthwash should be hitting the shelves across America in the next few months.
|"It works, just ask Ivanka!"|
As Trump's popularity numbers continued to fall due to his manner of directing the government to be self-serving and with Russiagate hanging over him like a cloud, he directed his sons to do something. With the help of big sister Ivanka as a silent partner, they developed a mouthwash that would get the so called bad taste of their father out of the public's mouth. The Trump brothers traveled to Russia in January of this year and began giving out free samples of "Trump Mouthwash." It caught on and soon they couldn't keep up with demand.
|Promises to relieve the sting of Trump.|
"It's all about the dollar!" Trump exclaimed. "I also hope to negotiate a deal with Vaseline in the coming weeks. It will be a slick deal, I can tell you that. What a great country this is and I'm making it greater yet!"