Saturday, June 3, 2017

TRUMP RE-CREATES HIS HISTORIC RISE IN WASHINGTON IN THREE STOOGES MOVIE

IN HIS ONGOING PURSUIT TO BE IN THE NEWS 24/7, TRUMP FULFILLS A CHILDHOOD DREAM  OF BEING ONE OF THE THREE STOOGES IN A MOVIE.......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Ryan as Moe, Trump as Curly, and McConnell as Larry
Calling on son in law Jared Kushner to direct, Trump and company began shooting his adaption of "The Three Stooges in Washington", a comedic short film based on Trump's rise in Washington. In order to make the short film more memorable, he cast Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, and himself as his favorite childhood heroes, the Three Stooges.
Ryan was viewed as relishing his part playing Moe, because he was able to continuously slap, poke, and jab Curly (Trump) and Larry (McConnell).  Trump, as Curly took the slaps and eye gouges in stride, slapping his own face over and over while shouting, "Woob, woob, woob, woob!"
Trump got the idea of making a film while late night movie binging Stooge movies with Kellyanne Conway.  As  The Three Stooges were new to Conway, Trump filled her in on his childhood heroes and how they had helped shape his life.
The next day Trump signed an order to have a Three Stooges movie script written about his rise in Washington D.C. and tapped Ryan and McConnell to co-star with him. Sources who have seen the complete film (22 minutes run time) say it is a gripping portrayal of Trump's rise.
Trump wanted it known that no animals were hurt or abused in the film, even though he portrays a horse's ass in one of the scenes.
OFF THE WALL NEWS will review the movie in a future news story.

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