|Trump introduces his Climate Change device.|
"I am one of the smartest people on Earth and I will be saving the people in the United States more money than they thought possible." Trump told a small group of climate change deniers in the Rose Garden. "I will see that everyone that wants one, will get a personal climate change device. It looks like an umbrella, but it's not."
White House sources told OFF THE WALL NEWS, Trump made a secret deal with the Chinese and bought a billion umbrellas at $3 a piece. They are to keep the holder cool and dry.
This shocking news has both houses of congress up in arms with many, on both sides of the isle thinking Trump has gone over the edge this time. Who knows what will happen next.....