Monday, June 5, 2017

TRUMP SHAVES HIS HEAD TO PROVE HE IS SERIOUS ABOUT WEANING HIMSELF FROM TWITTER

THE PRESIDENT SHOCKED HIS STAFF THIS MORNING WHEN HE ARRIVED AT THE OVAL OFFICE WITH A SHAVED HEAD AND PROMISED TO WEAN HIMSELF FROM HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

"I'm going to wean myself, I'll be the biggest weaner of all times."
After sending tweets boasting of his wavy hair to fifteen world leaders late Saturday night, Trump came to the realization that he was out of control and vowed to wean himself from tweeting.
"It takes a real man to wean himself," he told OFF THE WALL news, "and I'll show the world what a great big weaner I am!"
To show he meant business, he shaved his head and had his hair sent to a pet mortuary.

"Everyone knows how much I like my hair, I mean who wouldn't like it, but it had to be done.  Now little dead critters will have it."
Trump stood up and went to one of the large windows behind his desk before continuing. ."I've known many people who try to wean themselves from their bad habits and fail. But I am the chief weaner and when it's all over I'll be known as a Presidential weanee!"
Kellyanne praised him and rubbed his bald head before ushering the news media out of the oval office.  OFF THE WALL news will follow this story until the President's hair grows back.

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