Monday, July 3, 2017

SAYING HE IS NOT FAT, TRUMP IS WEARING RUBBER UNDERWEAR TO LOSE WEIGHT

LIKING THE WAY IT FEELS NEXT TO HIS SKIN, HE PLANS TO WEAR IT AROUND THE CLOCK.....

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Fighting critics who say he is looking fatter by the day, Trump is undergoing a new stratagy he says is more about style than stubstance.  "I look good in it, you know that and I know that. I can put on a pair of pants and suit coat over it and no one's the wiser, except me and I'm pretty wise."

"It's a little tight in the gut, but it looks good on me."
Trump has fired three taylors in the past six months, claiming they were making his clothes fit too tight.  "They were incompetent and had to be fired," he said as he downed his second double cheeseburger during lunch.

Trump got the idea for wearing rubber underwear to lose weight, from a story in the National Enquirer about fat ladies in the circus who wore rubber panties to contain their "huge derrieres ".

Around the White House, staff and subordinates complement the President as he models his fatwear.  "He wants to lose weight, but not to be called a loser." One staffer told embedded OFF THE WALL news reporter Dick Tickler. "But it's too late for that."




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