Wednesday, July 26, 2017

TRUMP DEMANDS THAT ATTORNEY GENERAL SESSIONS UNDERGO A MANDATORY SPERM COUNT

SESSIONS COULDN'T BELIEVE HIS EARS WHEN THE VICE PRESIDENT CAME UP BEHIND HIM AND WHISPERED TRUMP'S LATEST VOLLEY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FORCE SESSIONS TO RESIGN.......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Sessions gets the word in front of an Obama Presidential portrait
Attorney General Jeff Sessions was meditating in the Obama Room when Vice President Pence came in through the back door of the quiet area, Sessions has made for himself next to his office.
"Jeff," Pence whispered loudly. "The Chief wants to test your sperm count to see if you're man enough to do your job."
Sessions, bit his lip and frowned, then replied, "Oh oh."
According to sources inside the White House, Trump wants to show Sessions who is in charge and get him to resign. 
Sources also are saying Mike Pence has undergone four sperm counts in the last three weeks.  "It's not all that bad," he told Sessions.  "If you pass, you can join me in becoming a sperm doner and get in on the free Viagra!"

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