|Sessions gets the word in front of an Obama Presidential portrait|
"Jeff," Pence whispered loudly. "The Chief wants to test your sperm count to see if you're man enough to do your job."
Sessions, bit his lip and frowned, then replied, "Oh oh."
According to sources inside the White House, Trump wants to show Sessions who is in charge and get him to resign.
Sources also are saying Mike Pence has undergone four sperm counts in the last three weeks. "It's not all that bad," he told Sessions. "If you pass, you can join me in becoming a sperm doner and get in on the free Viagra!"