Sunday, August 20, 2017

TRUMP HOPES TO BUILD HIS BASE BY CONNECTING WITH TRANGENDER AND LGBT GROUPS

SAYING HE WAS ONLY JOKING WITH HIS TWEET BANNING LGBT IN THE MILITARY, TRUMP CAME OUT WITH A SOFTER, BOULDER, YET POUTY LOOK......

WASHINGTON D.C.

President Trump and First Daughter Ivanka
Catching White House staff off guard this morning, President Trump and daughter Ivanka emerged from his private quarters,wearing full make-up. Gasps could be heard from across the room as the two joined a crack reporter from OFF THE WALL news for an exclusive interview.  What follows is small portion of that interview. (The full interview will be published in Dave Taylor's upcoming book, "Overcoming the Trump in the Road".)

OTW: "Mr. President, is this the new you?"  Trump: "This is who I am, kind, caring, wanting, and I've been told many, many times, good looking."
OTW:  "Who did your make-up?" Trump: "Ivanka. She has always been able to bring out the real me."
He gave Ivanka a squeeze and the two gazed into each other's eyes as he finished his comment. "Meaning, in a father/daughter way."  Ivanka then added, "Since Daddy told me he was joking about banning the LBGT community in the armed forces, I suggested he show his inner feelings and let me make him up. We had great, great fun trying different blushes, shades, and liners. We could have gone too far and people might have been confused, thinking he was a porn star, so we softened his lip gloss to keep his Presidentual look."

The total interview lasted forty-five minutes and then father and daughter retreated back up stairs to the private quarters.  Trump has had a trying few weeks and he had hopes that a new image would help his cause.  Now that Steve Bannon is gone, he hopes things change quickly.  With Bannon's departure, it frees up a bedroom in the private quarters.

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