The Oval Office was filled with Flat Earth Society members almost thirty minutes before the President made his appearance. They were fed peanuts and offered $.75 soft drinks for a quarter.
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She then went around the room giving out deflated Patriot footballs that had been signed by the President and Tom Brady. "See how flat they are." she said smiling, although most attendees were not looking at the footballs.
President Trump then entered the Oval office followed by Vice President Pence who look bewildered. The crowd, made up of mostly men gave Trump a rousing welcome.
"Hello. I see you have met Ivanka. Isn't she something to look at? Sometimes my eyes water." He then asked her to show Pence out and she and Pence left the room.
The president of the Flat Earth Society then asked Trump to declare the earth flat again, showing him pictures of the earth as a flat pan cake. Trump was very much amazed at their findings. "You know." he said, "I've seen this good Earth from up in Air Force One many times and I have to agree, it looks pretty flat, unlike a certain daughter of mine." He smiled broadly before continuing. "I'm joking. You know it and I know it. Only Jared knows for sure." he added with a wink, speaking of his son-in-law. "Some say the Earth is round and others like you, say it is flat. You are both right. Can we agree on that much?"
There were no replies from any of the attendees and it got strangely quiet in the room. Trump quickly continued. "I'm going put together a panel of experts, led by Michel Bachmann to study this mystery and I'll get back to you."
The group were then led out, each holding on to their souvenir Tom Brady footballs. OFF THE WALL news will follow this story to the ends of the earth.