Saturday, September 30, 2017

HUGH HEPNER MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY COMMITED A RARE FORM OF SUICIDE

PLAYBOY MAGNET AND FOUNDER,  DIED FROM WHAT A DOCTOR CALLED R.E.S. OR RECREATIONAL ERECTION SUICIDE.......

HOLLYWOOD, CA.


  Hefner was the life of the party until he wasn't. Seen here in his final moment
After an extended after-party party, party guests said Hugh Hefner, 91, failed to seek medical help when a drug induced erection lasted more than four hours.  He became delirious and started foaming at the mouth.  Party attendees gathered around him as he fell to the floor and began playing in the foam, thinking it was a Playboy Mansion game.
"At the end, he smiled and took one last breath." Former Miss August, Whisper Bang, told OFF THE WALL news. "We were all kneeling around him rubbing the foam around on his chest, when we realized the party was over."
The Mansion doctor was summoned and upon arrival, declared that Hefner had indeed passed away.  It was   then that Miss October broke down and told the medical staff that Hefner had taken a triple dose of Viagra, keeping him erect close to six hours, two hours longer than was medically safe. Doctors agreed, that at his age, it was too much for his heart and brain, which were starved of the blood that had pooled in the penis.
His personal physician sadly told reporters, "It could have been prevented if Hefner had notified me after four hours, leading me to believe Hef's death was self induced, but we'll never know for sure. He seemed to die a happy man and but sadly will no longer be the life of the party."


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