Wednesday, September 20, 2017

STILL HOPING TO PASS SOMETHING IN HIS FIRST YEAR, TRUMP ADDS CABBAGE AND BOILED EGGS TO HIS DIET

Trump dreamed of passing something
AFTER A ROUGH EIGHT MONTHS WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING PASSED, THE PRESIDENT CHANGED HIS DIET, SENDING AIDES AND STAFFERS RUNNING TO OPEN WINDOWS......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Trump won't say for sure, but leakers close to him are saying Trump began a new eating regiment in the White House.  One leaked story says the White House Chef was summoned to the Oval Office and told to add cooked cabbage and boiled eggs to all meals, including midnight snacks.

It must be working, as those closest to him are looking for ways to opt out on Air Force One when Presidential traveling is necessary.  The only official sticking close to him at all times is Vice President Pence, even though he was seen pulling a small bottle of oxygen around behind him, like someone with emphysema. 

Trump tweeted on Tuesday, "They can't say I can't get things passed!"  Followed up by, "It's just that I miss Ivanka, can't wait to see her again!"  Reports are she will not come into the Oval Office while her father is "passing" his new legislation.

OFF THE WALL news in in contact with the White House Chef and will let readers know when the menu changes again.

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