Tuesday, September 19, 2017

TELEPHONE BATTLE HEATS UP AS CALL FROM KIM JONG UN DURING DINNER HOUR INFURIATES TRUMP

TRUMP TAKES OUT HIS FRUSTRATIONS WITH KIM JONG UN'S CALL BY DOWNING A HALF DOZEN CHEESEBURGERS BEFORE VOWING TO DISTURB THE NORTH KOREAN LEADER'S SLEEP IN A MIDNIGHT CALL....

WASHINGTON D.C.


It started out innocently with the most powerful man in the free world and the "evil" dictator of the North Korean nation playing phone tag. One would call the other and leave a message until it escalated into placing calls at odd hours and inconvenient times.
"Somehow Kim Jong Un found out when I enjoy bowl movements!" Trump complained.  "I don't know who leaked that info, but if I find out, I'll turn them over to Pence and he'll plug the leak!" He was talking of course of Vice President Mike Pence who shook his head and looked ready to follow any orders given him..

Trump downs the forth of six cheeseburgers.
White House insiders told OFF THE WALL news that Trump became so distracted by getting   telephone calls while in the toilet, it caused a bowel blockage, requiring an enema.
Trump received numerous other calls at strange times, but the straw that broke the camel's back came last evening as Trump was trying to unwind just before dinner was served.  He had removed his tie and just as Pence was helping him remove his shoes, the telephone rang.
On the line was a laughing Kim Jong Un, who said in broken English, "So sawwy, did I cawl at bad time?"
Trump slammed the receiver down and in a show of raw emotion devoured his, Pence's, and Ivanka's cheeseburgers, all six in within four minutes.  With his mouth still full he managed to say, "I'll get that little peckerhead! I'll call him back at midnight!"
Hopefully for the world this telephone war won't escalate beyond prank calls.


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