|Jared Kushner? (Photo from voting official body cam.)|
"I know pissed, when I see it!" bystander Lovetta Bang told OFF THE WALL news. "I could swear I heard screams coming out of that car as it took off."
The high heel shoe was recovered and verified as the same size Kushner wears and the brand matchs one that Ivanka sells.
President Trump was as flustered as a father in law could be, when told of the news. "I wondered about him, when Ivanka brought him home to me." he told reporters. "I'll grab him in the, you know." he winked and then continued. "I'll grab him down there and see if he screams or hollers. I can always tell who is who!"
OFF THE WALL news is waiting for fingerprints at the voting booth before making any accusations...