Friday, September 29, 2017

VOTING OFFICIALS SURPRISED BY FEMALE VOTER LOOKING A LOT LIKE JARED KUSHNER

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S CHIEF ADVISOR AND SON IN LAW,  HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF DRESSING AND VOTING AS A WOMEN, SENDING A SHOCK WAVE THOUGH THE WHITE HOUSE.  TRUMP PROMISES TO GIVE JARED THE "GRAB" TEST, SAYING HE'LL GRAB HIM "DOWN THERE" AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.........

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Jared Kushner? (Photo from voting official body cam.)
The woman in black, with long blonde hair bore a striking similarity to Jared Kushner, as she waited in line to vote for a city official on Tuesday.  There were pointing fingers and  low whispers  directed toward the young woman, who kept her head down and let her hair conceal her face.  She moved up, voted and then ran for her waiting limo, losing a high heeled shoe in the process.  Witnesses say they saw Ivanka Trump in the waiting limo and said she did not look happy.
"I know pissed, when I see it!" bystander Lovetta Bang told OFF THE WALL news. "I could swear I heard screams coming out of that car as it took off."
The high heel shoe was recovered and verified as the same size Kushner wears and the brand matchs one that Ivanka sells.
President Trump was as flustered as a father in law could be, when told of the news.  "I wondered about him, when Ivanka brought him home to me."  he told reporters.  "I'll grab him in the, you know."  he winked and then continued.  "I'll grab him down there and see if he screams or hollers. I can always tell who is who!"
OFF THE WALL news is waiting for fingerprints at the voting booth before making any accusations...

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