|The Official Bobble Head|
"Mike, I got to tell you." the President said in his opening remarks, as he held out the Bobble Head to Pence. "You deserve this award and everybody is going to want one just like it, but because you agree with me on everything and know that this whole Russia thing is fake, I want you to have this 20 inch doll."
He handed the Bobble Head bearing the likeness of Pence with his pants down, to the Vice President. Sara Huckabee Sanders was on hand to applaud and contort her face, making her to look jealous.
Pence took the Bobble Head and gave Trump a look of admiration as Trump walked off down the hallway. The few reporters on hand asked Pence why the Bobble Head came with it's pants down, to which he just smiled and went into his office.
Sanders was then asked if she knew why the Pence Bobble Head came with it's pants down, to which she replied, "Mike, like me, is always ready to take one for the Commander in Chief."
When questioned about Trump's reference about the doll being twenty inches, when in fact it was a standard six inches, Sanders sneered, "I think the President knows the difference when it comes to size and I'll leave it at that." With that she stomped off.
|A jealous Sara Huckabee Sanders|