Friday, October 20, 2017

TRUMP GIVES HIS RESPONSE TO HURRICANE IN PUERTO RICO A 10

USING MATH ONLY THE PRESIDENT UNDERSTANDS, HE RATED THE FEDERAL RESPONSE TIME TO THE HURRICANE RAVAGED PUERTO RICO 'A 10'......

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Calculations for response time on hurricane relief
"Any one who watched this storm on T.V." boasted a smiling President Trump,"Knows what I had to deal with."
Joined by the governor of the U.S. Territory, Ricardo Rossello', Trump did most all of the talking as he held up the note book he used to calculate the federal response time.
"You can see by these figures, the citizens of Puerto Rico can be thankful for the quick response time.  I was able to direct help where needed as well as have a large shipment of paper towels brought in on U.S. war ships"
When questioned about what math he used to calculate the response time, he had this to say: "I simply call it Trump math.  Only I can understand it, and it is full proof.  I've even had professors praise me for my way with numbers.  You can't see it here, but it almost came out to a ten and a half.  People tell me all the time, I should teach this math and I'll be talking with Betsy DeVos, our Secretary of Education about it very soon. You can count on it."
Rossello' declined to give the response time a numerical grade, but said his territory was slowly getting some of the help it needs.  "We still have much more to do." he added, to which Trump broke in, "I was just about to say that.  There is no end to what I'll do for these island people."



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