Tuesday, October 24, 2017

TRUMP WANTS TO MAKE HALLOWEEN GREAT AGAIN BY MAKING IT A HOLIDAY

TRUMP SHOWS UP WEARING A STRAW WIG TO ANNOUNCE HIS PLANS TO MAKE HALLOWEEN GREAT AGAIN BY MAKING IT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY...

WASHINGTON, D.C.

Trump: "Halloween, I love it!"
Halloween has always been President Trump's favorite holiday, mostly because of his orange facial complexion. "Other kids had to come up with a mask for Halloween and I didn't have to",  he smirked during a recent interview with Fox News.
"When she was younger, I use to sneak into Ivanka's bedroom at night and yell Boo! It was great. You can ask her and she'll tell you how much fun we had. And it was always way more fun around Halloween."

During another interview on Fox with Tucker Carlson, he had trouble keeping himself still. "I like making things great again", Trump said. "And to make Halloween a national holiday would be a real tweet!  It would be a day of Tricks and Tweeting!"  He winked and asked Carlson, "Get it Tucker, tricks and tweets!"  Luckily they cut to a commercial before Carlson had to answer the President. 
Most everyone in Congress declined to comment on the Presidents latest remarks about a new federal holiday, but the President is known for taking golfing holidays and just may get his way.


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