President Trump turned what for him was a boring Thanksgiving weekend, into a proof finding mission. While sitting awake in the middle of the night on Friday, he summoned staffers to bring him the home DNA testing kit he had ordered online earlier in the week.
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Staffers speaking off the record, told OFF THE WALL news, initially Trump had ordered what he thought was a stamina testing kit, hoping to prove his virility to daughter Ivanka. After learning and gaining a better understanding of what the DNA test was about, he decided to go ahead with the procedure anyway.
Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned of his ancestral connection with his two world adversaries. The test revealed that the three men all shared the same great, great, great, grandmother, who had traveled the world spending time with various men and boys.
Putin and Jong Un upon learning of the test, took the news very differently. Kim Jong Un immediately had his mother and grandmother executed by a guided missile, while Putin winked and smiled. "He is my brother from a different mother!"
Trump has still not decided whether to believe the test or claim it is fake. OFF THE WALL news will be there when he makes his decision and tweets about it.
As for his proof of virility at age 71 and Ivanka, that will remain a family secret.