SWEET HOME, AL.
Tuesday morning found Judge Roy Moore making the rounds and as he called it, "Preaching the Truth!" The truth he was talking about, was his take on the accusations against him of sexual contacts with persons of the tender age of fourteen and now a fifth accuser who was 16 at the time.
|"This is that hard thing they felt!"|
"I swear I don't remember ever being with that sweet young 14 year old girl, but if I was, she lied about her age," Moore told a small delegation gathered at his campaign headquarters. "And if the latest accuser says I hung around the restaurant she worked in, that also is a blatant lie! The food served there was terrible!"
As more and more of his fellow Republicans disassociate themselves with his campaign, Moore vows to continue his fight. At his last rally last night, he entertained supporters by showing them his quick draw moves with his silver plated pistol. Holding the gun in the air he shouted, "This is that hard thing those accusers were really feeling. I've kept this in my pocket ever since I was a boy! This is my right under the second amendment!
Moore was then helped off the stage and into a waiting pick-up truck to head to his next self described, "I Wouldn't Lie to You" rally in Birmingham. OFF THE WALL news will be following this story as long as need be.